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garstang community academy
garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.
garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019
gansta grip
Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.
gansta grip by Not Zane July 29, 2004
gabster
A wonderful girl who always has your back!! She is smart, funny and beautiful!! She is always there to listen and makes you laugh!
Gabster!!
gabster by Rebeckyandcheese November 20, 2013
Garstang Community Academy
Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not
Garstang Community Academy by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019
grabstash
grabstash by Tmacedaddy January 3, 2009
Gaysta
"That guy is a Gaysta."
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