gastad 

(v) totally beyond kick ass

Mataponi seniors 007 are gastad

That girl is a wannabe gastad

gastad by Sam dutch December 12, 2008

gastad 

(verb) totally beyond kick ass

Francie looks so gastad climbing that mountain!

gastad by Sammi D December 13, 2008

gastad 

describes someone or something who kicks ass more than anything else in the world. Super-kicking ass.

That guy was so gastad, I just wanted to stick my tongue down his throat.

gastad by Mataponi December 12, 2008

galstad 

An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.

That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.

galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.

I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.

Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020

Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

Gastalk 

A noun used to describe statements made while on a gaseous, psychoactive substance such as marijuana. First used in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009).

*After coming down from inhaling a gaseous psychoactive substance*
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"

Gastalk by thegastalker June 8, 2022