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(verb) totally beyond kick ass
Francie looks so gastad climbing that mountain!
gastad by Sammi D December 13, 2008
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describes someone or something who kicks ass more than anything else in the world. Super-kicking ass.
That guy was so gastad, I just wanted to stick my tongue down his throat.
gastad by Mataponi December 12, 2008
An awesome guy who has an incredible wife and family. Thankful for all that he owns. Thinks his brother in law is awesome.
That guy is so lucky to be a Galstad.
galstad by Marvin Florence April 24, 2007

Galstaded 

The art of ignoring text messages while actively replying to others. Later claim you were busy or did not see it.
I texted my friend Jake and he never replied although he was replying to other group texts. Galstaded again.
Galstaded by Mediocre Gamer May 13, 2020
A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!
You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!
Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017
A noun used to describe statements made while on a gaseous, psychoactive substance such as marijuana. First used in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009).
*After coming down from inhaling a gaseous psychoactive substance*
Crash: "You wet my bed?"
Eddie: "That was gastalk, dude!"
Gastalk by thegastalker June 8, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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