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Fake Wood -- Medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the penis).
He took a lot of Viagra, and he has fwood all the time.
by H8TRADE June 19, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. Also known as "fake or faux wood or woodgrain".
The car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like REAL burlwood.
by Terzer66 June 19, 2011
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