fwood

Fake Wood -- Medically or mechanically induced male erection (of the penis).

He took a lot of Viagra, and he has fwood all the time.

by H8TRADE June 19, 2011

fwood

Any kind of pattern resembling wood grain but made from something other than wood. Also known as "fake or faux wood or woodgrain".

The car had fwood accents on the interior that looked just like REAL burlwood.

by Terzer66 June 19, 2011

fish food

Weed

Hey, man, do you have any fish food I can come pick up?

by meistergoat April 11, 2019

fast food politics

n. The scandals, plots, intrigues, and gossip that often infuse the work environment of a fast food restaurant.

Jose: "That coworker is the fourth chick Jacob has banged in this restaurant. These people have no shame."

Joe: "This is typical fast food politics."

Jose: "Did Hunter just snitch on others and cause a nervous breakdown at this store?"

Joe: "Yeah, he stirred things up by going back and forth between people, and everyone is stewing over this fake drama. He may just want more hours by tattling and throwing others under the bus by exaggerating things. It's typical fast food politics."

by Prankster October 30, 2017

mailbox food

On a Saturday in May, people are asked to put non~perishable food on their mailboxes for the letter carriers to pick up & it goes to a local food bank.

I had to put my mailbox food out the night before because I have a very late schedule. It makes me happy to help people.

by Starchylde May 15, 2016

food-stamping

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

perishable food

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019