fwkom as in the weird tiktoker who postfemboy tiktoks and gets views off of it, also he loves to call ghoulin mommy 🥺🥺🥺 he is also sexy asf and ripped irl
man you know fwkom? “yeah i know fwkom he’s the weird tiktoker but he’s super ripped and sexy and loves to call 15 yr old girlsmommy on discord.”
It's what you do when someone compliments you and in the awkward silence after, you decide to make up a fake compliment to try to be nice like them but they can see through your fakeness you pig!
Ryan: You hair looks really cute today Ashlyn.
Ashlyn: Uh...your face is really smooth today Ryan!
Ryan: Did you just fakompliment me? Forget THIS, I'm going to play WoW with my REAL friends!
Onomatopoeia for multiple sounds, such as:
A vacuum sucking up objects;
An object being hydraulically propelled through and exiting a tube;
An object rapidly expanding. You will most likely see this usage in inflation porn.
the vacuum went fwoomp!
the ball went fwoomp when it exited the tube!
the blimp went fwoomp!
To put something belonging to another person down your pants and underwear and brush it against your private areas and buttocks and then hand it back to that person.
2. The sound of getting filtered. Taken from the Armored Core 6 game where the tutorial boss is a helicopter that "FWOOM"s from side to side when you try to hit it with your projectiles, thus forcing the player to "git gud" and come up with a new strategy to close the distance and hit it with your laser-blade (which is what you're supposed to do).
3. The sound of incompetence either leaving your body or rustling your jimmies.
FWOOM was the sound the bugmade as it smacked up against The Great Filter of The Armored Core 6 tutorial boss.
Girl: Did you see him last night? On a fwoomp scale of 1 to fwoomp, he's like a 9.
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Dude 1: Oh man, I fucked her raw, but it's okay because she was just on the rag.
Dude 2: You are so fucking stupid. On a scale of 1 to fwoomp, you score a fwoomp.