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fapplesauce 

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory
fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

Flapples 

Wow... did you ever see the Flapples on Simon Cowell? DISGUSTING!
Flapples by Saralee78 December 17, 2011

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

FrappleSmack 

A Terrible thing that two gay lovers do together where one male inserts his DING DONG SLONG into another mans ear and cums violently until the other man's brain is effect by it leading to his death.
My Friend Nate likes to FrappleSmack random guys he meets.
FrappleSmack by Germanic November 10, 2012

Frapplestack 

The feeling that something is crawling on you until you touch it.
After spotting the cobwebs on my ceiling I swear a frapplestack of spiders was on me.
Frapplestack by Cerrinos September 15, 2011

flapples 

1: the folds of baby fat underneath a child's arms that are an obvious precursor to childhood obesity, possibly even diabetes and depression. (If you have flapples you should see the treadmill at your local gym immediately)
"Dude, you know the honey boo boo child has some wicked mad flapples."
flapples by Squatting Snakes January 23, 2013