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flapples 

1: the folds of baby fat underneath a child's arms that are an obvious precursor to childhood obesity, possibly even diabetes and depression. (If you have flapples you should see the treadmill at your local gym immediately)
"Dude, you know the honey boo boo child has some wicked mad flapples."
flapples by Squatting Snakes January 23, 2013

fapplesauce 

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory
fapplesauce by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009
The opposite of erect nipples. When one has flat nipples

Fl(at) - (n)ipples = Flipples
"My word Sharon, how can you still have Flipples? Im so cold, it looks likes i'm smuggling brazil nuts under here!"
Flipples by Panons January 19, 2007

Lap Flappies

I could chew on those lap flappies for hours.
Lap Flappies by Kawalski December 24, 2009

Chest Flappies 

Boobs that are large enough to flap up and down
Jim--"Hey Bill check out them chest flappies"

Bill--"They look quite alright"
Chest Flappies by way2ez4_sully November 18, 2009

Johnny Fappleseed 

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.
Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.
Johnny Fappleseed by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011