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Gluten free multigrain cracker. From the Greco romain word flackus which means to vomit after a small meal.
"Those flackers aren't actually edible", exclaimed Jon as he spits out his bourbon.
Flacker by Papabear November 12, 2016
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Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.
Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.
flacker by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

Fricker Fracker Cheese Cracker

What you say when you stub your toe in front of your mom, and you don't want her to get angry.
Mom: Son, take out the trash!!!
Son: Okay Mom.
Son: *stubs toe*
Son:FFFF-
Mom: *ANGERY STARE*
Son: FRICKER FRACKER CHEESE CRACKER
Not being able to say fuck due to children or parents, so the letter f is put in front of any low key swear word, to let the cool people know that you really did just call someone a 'fucking wanker'. any low key swear word may be used after the letter f.
in english class;

Person a: johny's acting like a total fwanker

Person b: yeah no joke. hey good thing no one actually knows we're hard core swearing right now.

Teacher - didnt hear the word fuck, so continues teaching.
fwanker by Rkarly November 25, 2009
A wannabe-skater/wangster who also spikes their hair with loads of hair gel, is Irish, and plays football.
Ew, look at that fwanker over there! He's so gross!
fwanker by ibekelly March 28, 2009