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Buzzmaster is moderator with a secret identity on Sportsnation.He has his own chat on espn.com daily at 10 am est called The Morning Buzz.It's your morning water cooler to escape to your working needs.
Jalter (College Park): Common misconception around Sportsnation is I live in my parents basement. If I'm from NY and I'm chatting from College Park, how is that possible Buzz?
SportsNation Buzzmaster: Your parents move to College Park with you. You know, to provide a basement for you to live in.