Crook As Rookwood

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.

"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Brewbrave

Someone who attempts daring feats of bravery, but only when they're pissed or brewbrave.

He must be outta his mind or brewbrave to attempt that madness.

by wardswords December 02, 2016

Dwobble

You don’t have to be off your face to dance the dwobble, but it sure helps.

‘Hey, she’s got the wobbly boot.’
‘Nah, she’s doing the dwobble .’

by Wardswords December 21, 2021

Boiler

A boiler refers to an unattractive older woman who is only good for the pot, as in having to cook an old chook in boiling water to make it tender and more eatable. The expression old chook also refers to a boiler and can be used in the same context.

There's not much to look at here just a couple of boilers.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

Larrikin's Hat

Australian rhyming slang used to describe a male getting so excited over something or someone that he gets an erection, or fat. A larrikin is a likeable rogue while an erect penis resembles a hat, hence the term larrikin's hat.

I couldn't help getting a larrikin's hat every time I looked at it.

by wardswords November 25, 2016

Bun Protector

An Aussie male is called a bun protector when he stops every other guy in the room from talking to a very available and very single girl.

No one can get a look in with that good sort with that bun protector hangin' around.

by wardswords November 29, 2016