6 definitions by Max Cummings

one who holds an abundance of clit, and exchanges it for goods or services.
I'm just popping down to the clitmonger, dear.
by Max Cummings October 31, 2003
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The act of playing the guitar in a way that is gratuitously self-indulgent, yet enjoyable and compelling to watch. Often includes facial movements to indicate the difficulty or sexuality of a solo.
Jeepers, have you seen Steve Vai's "Tender Surrender" video? It's practically spadgetastic!
by Max Cummings October 31, 2003
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A gentleman who is endowed not only with the power of funk, but also dresses in a fly and thoroughly impractical way.
That Undercover Brother certainly is the Funkmaster General
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Somebody who has been blessed with the gift of funk
That fellow certainly is a crimson funkster
by Max Cummings October 31, 2003
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marvellous (particularly when referring to guitar solos)
Malmsteen's "Arpeggios From Hell" is an opulent and spadgetastic piece, working in many octaves and modes.
by Max Cummings October 31, 2003
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