fuqque
fuqque by @thedocwho2 December 3, 2018
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Fuquetard
A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.
Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.
see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009
fuhqueue
Examples
1). A recording announces there is no one in the queue ahead of you but you are still kept waiting on hold for 20 minutes.
2). You've been waiting in a queue for 20 minutes when you finally get to speak to a live person who then transfers you to:
a). No one-dead silence.
b). A disconnected line-dial tone.
c). An unrelated automated menu that won't help you with your problem nor will it take you back to where you started.
This leaves you with no choice but to hang-up, call back, and get in the fuhqueue again hoping for a better result even though you know you'll only get the same options again.
If any of these sound familiar, then you have been in a fuhqueue too. Often, you may be in a fuhqueue for quite some time or even several times before you realize you are going no where.
It is likely some techs purposely place difficult, disgruntled callers into the fuhqueue just for fun of it.
1). A recording announces there is no one in the queue ahead of you but you are still kept waiting on hold for 20 minutes.
2). You've been waiting in a queue for 20 minutes when you finally get to speak to a live person who then transfers you to:
a). No one-dead silence.
b). A disconnected line-dial tone.
c). An unrelated automated menu that won't help you with your problem nor will it take you back to where you started.
This leaves you with no choice but to hang-up, call back, and get in the fuhqueue again hoping for a better result even though you know you'll only get the same options again.
If any of these sound familiar, then you have been in a fuhqueue too. Often, you may be in a fuhqueue for quite some time or even several times before you realize you are going no where.
It is likely some techs purposely place difficult, disgruntled callers into the fuhqueue just for fun of it.
fuhqueue by Uprightsofar May 9, 2011
FUQUETTE
FUQUETTE
fu·quette
(idiom) (noun) (verb)
FUQUETTE is about taking that leap of faith, facing your fears, and following your dream. It’s getting out of the house. It’s getting out of your head. It’s jumping in the car and going on a spontaneous road trip; doing something new and adventurous. It’s doing what you've always dreamed of doing and never looking back.
a way of life that’s all about following your passion, doing big things, pushing past resistance, and never settling. It’s doing that scary exciting thing your gut has been telling you to do.
lifestyle · attitude
used to declare your independence, resistance, or zero-fucks (but all the fucks) stance on a matter.
“He was tired of sitting around, waiting for that *never-going-to-happen* "magical moment when everything aligns perfectly and he's "finally ready", so he finally said, “FUQUETTE, I’m starting my own business.”
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FUQUETTE
fu·quette
how you pronounce it when your mom asks, “What’s that word on your t-shirt?”
“Just tell her, “It’s fancy, mom. It's pronounced "foo-quey” (OR "foo-ket" OR "few-kit” OR "foo-ket-tay”)
(It's really pronounced however you'd like to pronounce it.)
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FUQUETTE
fu·quette
A French-inspired lifestyle brand designed for go-getters, risk-takers, and adventure-seekers. A lifestyle brand designed for the bold.
fu·quette
(idiom) (noun) (verb)
FUQUETTE is about taking that leap of faith, facing your fears, and following your dream. It’s getting out of the house. It’s getting out of your head. It’s jumping in the car and going on a spontaneous road trip; doing something new and adventurous. It’s doing what you've always dreamed of doing and never looking back.
a way of life that’s all about following your passion, doing big things, pushing past resistance, and never settling. It’s doing that scary exciting thing your gut has been telling you to do.
lifestyle · attitude
used to declare your independence, resistance, or zero-fucks (but all the fucks) stance on a matter.
“He was tired of sitting around, waiting for that *never-going-to-happen* "magical moment when everything aligns perfectly and he's "finally ready", so he finally said, “FUQUETTE, I’m starting my own business.”
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FUQUETTE
fu·quette
how you pronounce it when your mom asks, “What’s that word on your t-shirt?”
“Just tell her, “It’s fancy, mom. It's pronounced "foo-quey” (OR "foo-ket" OR "few-kit” OR "foo-ket-tay”)
(It's really pronounced however you'd like to pronounce it.)
---
FUQUETTE
fu·quette
A French-inspired lifestyle brand designed for go-getters, risk-takers, and adventure-seekers. A lifestyle brand designed for the bold.
"So, I've been talking about doing this thing for a while now, but it just hasn't felt like the right time. FUQUETTE, what am I waiting for? Life is short. Let's go."
"Volleyball tournament even though I've never played before in my life? FUQUETTE, I guess you've gotta start somewhere. I'm in."
"The past doesn't exist, the future doesn't exist. All that exists is now? FUQUETTE, I'm present af."
"Volleyball tournament even though I've never played before in my life? FUQUETTE, I guess you've gotta start somewhere. I'm in."
"The past doesn't exist, the future doesn't exist. All that exists is now? FUQUETTE, I'm present af."
Fuquetarde
A variant of "fucktard" used when the fucktard in question is a fucktard of such substantial style, grace, and magnitude that the mere common appellation "fucktard" will no longer suffice to describe him, her, or them.
Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.
Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.
One: Look here... It quotes this congressman as saying global warming can't be a threat because the Bible's book of Genesis promises that god won't destroy the world again. What a fucktard.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.
Fuquetarde by Honor November 22, 2010