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fuhqueue 

A waiting line to no where--usually encountered when seeking tech service by phone or online.
Examples

1). A recording announces there is no one in the queue ahead of you but you are still kept waiting on hold for 20 minutes.
2). You've been waiting in a queue for 20 minutes when you finally get to speak to a live person who then transfers you to:
a). No one-dead silence.
b). A disconnected line-dial tone.
c). An unrelated automated menu that won't help you with your problem nor will it take you back to where you started.
This leaves you with no choice but to hang-up, call back, and get in the fuhqueue again hoping for a better result even though you know you'll only get the same options again.

If any of these sound familiar, then you have been in a fuhqueue too. Often, you may be in a fuhqueue for quite some time or even several times before you realize you are going no where.

It is likely some techs purposely place difficult, disgruntled callers into the fuhqueue just for fun of it.
fuhqueue by Uprightsofar May 9, 2011
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Depending on context, may mean either 'line for brothel' or 'you may require being sexually assulated before you rejoin the human race'.
"Frankly, I'm tired of your whinning attitude and outright lies. Fuqueue"
Fuqueue by vinnie April 25, 2003
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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