Fuquetard

A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.

Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.

Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009

Fucuntard 

A person acting like a fucking cunt of a retard

They are a fucuntard

Fucuntard by Mudflaps February 9, 2021

fŭqtard 

(n): An individual, incapable through diminished capacity, to hear conversational tones outside of his/her own voice's auditory frequencies, thereby inhibiting ability to learn, progress, or communicate effectively with/from others.

After repeating her initial stance on the matter, even though substantial evidence to the contrary was just provided, it was clear to see that Nancy P. was a fŭqtard.

fŭqtard by JWIrwin78 January 24, 2019

Fuquetarde 

A variant of "fucktard" used when the fucktard in question is a fucktard of such substantial style, grace, and magnitude that the mere common appellation "fucktard" will no longer suffice to describe him, her, or them.

Fucktard raised to a higher power, or distilled to a more refined purity.

One: Look here... It quotes this congressman as saying global warming can't be a threat because the Bible's book of Genesis promises that god won't destroy the world again. What a fucktard.
Two: No, no... That man there is a bona fide hyper-dongtastic Grand Poobah Fuquetarde.

Fuquetarde by Honor November 22, 2010

Fuquard 

A respectable, high class replacement for the f word; also short for the home planet of the Fuquardians (see also Fuquardia)

Ex 1:
Boss: Jim, your work production has been less than satisfactory as of late.
Jim: Fuquard you sir, fuquard you.
Boss: Jim... I will allow it, just because you said it so respectfully.

Ex 2: FUQUARD YOU!!!

Fuquard by The Fuquardian Society January 14, 2009

fudgetard 

Closely related to fucktard in etymology, but pertaining specifically to slow-thinking, nerdy doofuses with a specific sexual affinity, if you know what I mean...

Oh, look at that Millard over there, with his pencil case and portable chess set, what a fudgetard!

fudgetard by mysticpest May 14, 2005

FUDutard 

An individual whose sole purpose in life is to bring negativity to the Internet by progating, glamorizing or synthesizing FUD.

You: Wow, BioShock was a good game. I really liked playing it.
Them: OMFG DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRM!? I AIN'T WASTEN' NO MONEYS ON THAT PIECE OF CRAP HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THE RIAA!
You: Please spare this great Internet of ours by not being such a FUDutard.

FUDutard by Chris_ September 25, 2007