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A more pleasant way to refer to a fundemental zealot as a fucking retard.

Believers in fundie muck are fuquetards, and anal apertures.
Those that believe in Creationism, religious zealotry, and gross conservatism are Fuquetards.

see also: Republican senators and congressmen.
Fuquetard by follywood48 July 3, 2009
Joe's been a real grouch since his wife got that new job... their fuquency must have gone way down.
fuquency by phuse August 19, 2010

FUQUETTE 

FUQUETTE
fu·quette

(idiom) (noun) (verb)

FUQUETTE is about taking that leap of faith, facing your fears, and following your dream. It’s getting out of the house. It’s getting out of your head. It’s jumping in the car and going on a spontaneous road trip; doing something new and adventurous. It’s doing what you've always dreamed of doing and never looking back.

a way of life that’s all about following your passion, doing big things, pushing past resistance, and never settling. It’s doing that scary exciting thing your gut has been telling you to do.

lifestyle · attitude

used to declare your independence, resistance, or zero-fucks (but all the fucks) stance on a matter.

“He was tired of sitting around, waiting for that *never-going-to-happen* "magical moment when everything aligns perfectly and he's "finally ready", so he finally said, “FUQUETTE, I’m starting my own business.”

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FUQUETTE
fu·quette

how you pronounce it when your mom asks, “What’s that word on your t-shirt?”
“Just tell her, “It’s fancy, mom. It's pronounced "foo-quey” (OR "foo-ket" OR "few-kit” OR "foo-ket-tay”)

(It's really pronounced however you'd like to pronounce it.)

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FUQUETTE
fu·quette

A French-inspired lifestyle brand designed for go-getters, risk-takers, and adventure-seekers. A lifestyle brand designed for the bold.
"So, I've been talking about doing this thing for a while now, but it just hasn't felt like the right time. FUQUETTE, what am I waiting for? Life is short. Let's go."

"Volleyball tournament even though I've never played before in my life? FUQUETTE, I guess you've gotta start somewhere. I'm in."

"The past doesn't exist, the future doesn't exist. All that exists is now? FUQUETTE, I'm present af."
FUQUETTE by DROPUP June 26, 2022

Faquerius 

Faquerius is when one of your homies say something something that is so big facts it’s slap your ass perfect and if you say faquerius then you gotta high five the fuck outta your homie. This is pronounced (Fak-quwhere-ie-ous).
Bro that test sucked!

Dude I know that shit you just said was faquerius!

*high five of a lifetime*
Faquerius by B-Durk January 22, 2019
holy fuque shes fuqueing ugly
fuque by cartman June 8, 2003
Te dejaste engañar por ese tipo fequero!

You believe in whay that fequero guy says!
Fequero by eltessy March 3, 2009