cartman's definitions

fuque

to screw up

holy fuque shes fuqueing ugly

by cartman June 8, 2003

ho-tard

a person called XrioX

XrioX is a ho-tard

by cartman August 14, 2003

terri schiavo

The only reason for unplugging this woman's feeding tube is to make Michael Schiavo feel good.

If you liberals want to make Michael Schiavo feel good then why don't you just go and give him a handjob or something?

Fuck off ya donkey-raping,shit-eaters.

by Cartman March 20, 2005

Jewnial

When someone denies that they are Jewish but they engaged in daily activities that clearly lets everyone know that they are a Jew.

Brian is in such Jewnial. He tells me hes not Jewish yet the other day I caught him walking down the street looking for discarded pennies and crying while reading Anne Frank.

by CARTMAN November 12, 2014

chefspop

An older Africian-American person who resembles the father (pop) of Chef, the Southpark character. This person cannot correctly pronounce certain words due to a poor education.

That guy is just like chefspop. He says 'tree fidy' when he means 'three fifty'

by Cartman August 12, 2003

aqua teen hunger force

A insanely funny show consiting of 3 characters: Frylock Meatwad and one of the best, coolest and funniest characters every created Master shake.

master shake always insults meatwad

by cartman January 1, 2004

22.3 years

In South Park the amount of time it takes something tragic to become funny again, like AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it has AIDS. hahahaha

by Cartman January 7, 2005