funky fuck

An especially creative sex session, often involving moves or positions not typically used during sex or perhaps an unconventional location.

We did it half dressed in an art gallery bathroom. The whole time we talked about mid 1800's French culture or poodles. Needless to say, it was a real funky fuck.

funky fuck by americanwoman99 February 14, 2014

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fucky fuck

An extreme idiot. Someone who exceeds the boundaries of stupidity and lunacy.

He really is a fucky fuck.

fucky fuck by rico2014 August 29, 2014

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Funk Fuck

The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.

The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.

(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.

(Calling out an unusually uptight someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.

Funk Fuck by catface October 20, 2008

funny fuck

A funny fuck occurs when a bro declares, at least a week in advance, that he will fuck an offensive looking female for the lulz. His bros cannot make fun of him for it since he declared it ahead of time, but they can totally laugh with him the next morning.

-Dude, I was totally gonna make fun of Chris for hooking up with that jappy sorostitute last night but then I remember that e-mail, from a while back, when he said he was gonna fuck her for shits and gigs.
-Yeah man, we've been hurting for a funny fuck.

funny fuck by PhillipSpencer December 20, 2010

The Funny Fuck Show

An amateur video comprised of porn and comedy that is crudely edited.

I was walking and laughing at the Funny Fuck Show!

The Funny Fuck Show by Jacker Smacker June 13, 2016

Fucky fuck fuck

When you are literally fucked for the rest of your life.

drops hammer on toe Fucky fuck fuck !

Fucky fuck fuck by Lol Kys February 14, 2017

funny as fuck

funny as fuck is something you can call someone or something that is very funny. However, despite that this word is harmless, Its not advisable to say it with adults present.

Can also be typed FAF for short.

Dude, Jasmine you're funny as fuck.

funny as fuck by lbchris05 March 4, 2003

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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

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Me: Woah! TLDU!

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