Funke

A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.

Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.

Boy: I met the perfect girl ever....
Friend: Please tell me she’s a Funke

Funke by Phunke February 1, 2020

Funke

Funke is a Nigerian name, given to female children from the "Yoruba" tribe. The full name in itself is usually pronounced/written OLUFUNKE or OLUWAFUNKE which means, God has given me this child to love, spoil and pamper her.

Hi I'm Olufunke, but you can call me Funke

Funke by Red_Rooster March 12, 2020

Funke

Funke : It's the name of a funny man's wife who unknown to her, was about to become a grandmother. Origin: Nigeria 🇳🇬

Often used as an expression of astonishment among woke Nigerians

*teenage son says to African dad*
Son: Daddy, my girlfriend is pregnant for me
*African Dad calls out to wife*
Dad; Funke! Funke!!!

Funke by @i_am_ten_ten October 16, 2017

FUNKe

Registered trademark for a manufacturer of t-shirts featuring everything from smart ass slogans to cutting edge graphics. Presently being sold at Unreal Skateshop in Somerville NJ, Middlesex Army Navy Middlesex, NJ. Lehigh Valley Army Navy Whitehall, PA and retailers across the US too numerous to list.

"Dude you need to see the new FUNKe stuff at UNREAL.

FUNKe by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then

if you dont get a green in math i will funke you

funke by anonymous November 23, 2020

Funke-tay

something that is just awesome , cool , or the BOMB!

that soup he made was funke-tay ! ,

Funke-tay by tommy420chong February 5, 2010

funke faust 

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.

Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.

funke faust by copkyle420 November 23, 2019