A Floridian monkey that has contracted herpes.
Hey, have you noticed that since Adam moved to Florida, the number of funkees has nearly doubled? And it’s not even spring break!

Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
by ProfessorQuincyAdamsWagstaff January 16, 2019
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Verb (past tense) - funk-eed
In an online discussion, when one side provides no proof of their viewpoint yet demands anti-evidence of the other side. (i.e., "Unless you can prove I'm not right, then you are wrong.")

By way of example:

Person A: Because of a, b & c, that land has to be worth $X

Person B: It's not worth more than $Y

Person A: I just supported my reason's for $X, what are your reasons for $Y?

Person B: It's $Y unless you can show it is not.

Person A was funkeed.
There's really no reason for John to continue the discussion after Joe funkeed him.
by PBian August 19, 2014
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old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes
Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type
by been jammin July 30, 2005
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good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew
by Kc August 27, 2003
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