Funkee

A Floridian monkey that has contracted herpes.

Hey, have you noticed that since Adam moved to Florida, the number of funkees has nearly doubled? And it’s not even spring break!

Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?

by ProfessorQuincyAdamsWagstaff January 16, 2019

Del tha Funkee Homosapien

old school rapper, cousin of ice cube, songs include, Mistadobalina, Dr Bombay, and other delightful tunes

Mistadobalina, mistabobdobalina, mistabobdobalina, wont you quit, you really make me sick w/ your fraudulent behaviour, youre gonna make me flip then an army couldnt save ay, y dont you behave you little rugrat, take a little tip from the taploid, bc i know im not paranoid, when i say i saw you trying to mock me, now you and your crew are on a mission trying to hawk me, but it aint happenin you fraudulent foes, you used to front big time, now i suppose that everythings cool since the style of apparel youve adopted, you used to make fun of, but now you wanna rock it, so you gotta kick it with the homies, but D-E-L is already hip to your cronies, damn this is a lot to type

by been jammin August 26, 2005

del tha funkee homosapien

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew

by Kc August 27, 2003

Fuckee

Person who is being fucked, by the fucker.

Tommy was the "fucker" while Sally was the "fuckee"

by MaddoxMcveigh January 13, 2011

Funke

A very shy, smart, intelligent and goal-getter boss lady. She is very strong willed and would do anything to achieve her dreams. She is a deep lover who is also afraid to show it. She is one friend you can depend on. She is an introvert but once she feels comfortable with you, trust her to be the silliest, craziest , fun loving girl...she has a very small circle of friends and will do everything to protect her circle. Do not break her trust else you will spend a lifetime to regain her trust. Always the happy-go-lucky girl, but deep down, she’s confused and wish someone would truly understand her unspoken inner fears...A lover of sex but would only have sex with the person she truly loves....She is one who loves to deal with her issues quietly and silently, which is not too good for her.

Get you a girl like Funke, you would be glad to have her in your life.

Boy: I met the perfect girl ever....
Friend: Please tell me she’s a Funke

by Phunke February 1, 2020

stuperous funker

An insult used by Mr. Burns in the simpsons. Probably his old way of saying "stupid fuck"

"Get out of here you stuperous funker!"

by Go Cubs 2009 February 23, 2009

funkedelic

1. a cross between funky and psychedelic

2. An exclamation to describe something very very cool
(spelling funkadelic may be substituted in Britain)

1: Tom - Dude! that half chimp half rhino is funkedelic!!!
Darryl - Naw man, thats the drugs talking

2: -Whoa did you just see that?
- yeah man! Funkedelic!!!

by B_rad_G April 12, 2009