A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.
"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"
by stupefyg2003 March 30, 2006
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Someone who displays less than banterful qualities, to the extent where their personality threatens your own banter through causing clinical depression.
You are a funker, for the sake of my health we shouldn't be friends.
by opposite of a funker May 03, 2010
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A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!
That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!
by kepy seema September 23, 2003
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