A Floridian monkey that has contracted herpes.
Hey, have you noticed that since Adam moved to Florida, the number of funkees has nearly doubled? And it’s not even spring break!
Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?