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annual cop fund raiser

Where 5-6 cops sits on the side of the freeway, and pretty much busts everyone for speeding.
Me and 12 other cars got busted for going 70 on a 55 and I was like "WTF man, I thought it was safer to go with the flow of the traffic..."
annual cop fund raiser by Bob August 19, 2004
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professional fundraiser 

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs
"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

Fundraiser fatigue 

A feeling of being overwhelmed and exhausted from constant exposure to social media posts asking for donations. While the individual suffering from this condition may not be financially stable enough themselves to give their money away, an overexposure to conflict, suffering, and humanitarian tragedies will inflict a feeling of guilt for not being able to help.
"I donated my last $20 to Scott's fundraiser last weekend, but ever since then, some of my favourite influencers asked me to give money to like 10 other charities. I really can't afford anything at the moment, but seeing all this suffering in the world really wears me out and makes me feel so guilty for not doing enough. I think I'm suffering from fundraiser fatigue."

bacon fundraiser 

(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.

Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.

Fundraiser 

What governments do to get more money.
September 11 could have been an Fundraiser for Bush, and an excuse to invade Iraq.
Fundraiser by LightningNinja2 January 19, 2009

funraiser 

1. a person who solicits fun and happiness.

2. a gathering held for such solicitation.
Those two have so much fun together just being around them is a funraiser!
funraiser by Uncle Junk July 7, 2007

Puerto Rican Fundraiser 

When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.
Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.
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