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fudw by yourname November 6, 2003
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Scottish slang

lit; Large guncky build up from vaginal yeast infection

com; insult
ie that Amy Winehouse is one manky fudwad
Fudwad by sharkeyandgeorge October 28, 2009
Related Words
Fudwipe- as in total fudwipe. Like an asswipe bud a fud wipe
fudwipe by Po March 25, 2003
Something that is Cool and Uncool at the same time.
Fudwig by shadow3oo January 17, 2009

Fudwuckins 

A Vietnamese term used to describe a Chinese man on roofies.
That guy looks like a fudwuckins, running around like that.
Fudwuckins by Why not Zoidburg? October 4, 2011
1. a conjunction of the words Fud and halfwit (or hawfwit in Scotland).
2. A fudwit is a term used to describe a person who is stupid in a dimwitted or annoying manner! Used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish..
3. Scottish slang
That guy in the garage is a fudwit......
Fudwit by Ceridwen April 2, 2013
Fudwa can light a dark room up with her smile. She takes responsibility in the hardest or situations. Fudwa truly is one of the best people to be around<3
I love fudwas
fudwa by Rizzasaurusrex July 8, 2023
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