Fudwit 

1. a conjunction of the words Fud and halfwit (or hawfwit in Scotland).
2. A fudwit is a term used to describe a person who is stupid in a dimwitted or annoying manner! Used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish..
3. Scottish slang

That guy in the garage is a fudwit......

Fudwit by Ceridwen April 2, 2013

fukwit 

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)

judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm

fukwit by J April 1, 2005

fukwitspeak 

The most popular chav dialect. It is spoken in the South-East, East Anglia and London but is also spreading to the South-West and Midlands (of England, UK.)
It is a combination of Jamaican Yardie and Estuarine English (a hybrid Cockney).

Fukwitspeak pronounciationz -

About = Abaaaht
Give = Giss
No = Naaah
Down = Daahn
Going To = Gaahna

etc

fukwitspeak by PedroXL September 30, 2006

fukwitable

1. The ability to be able to joke or play around with someone.

Person A: Sam is really fun to joke and play around with.
Person B: Yeah, I know. He is very fukwitable.

fukwitable by Sundaemoons September 25, 2010

fuxwit 

To like.

I fuxwit big booty sluts.
I fuxwit white owls.

fuxwit by smartgangsta March 30, 2013

fuxwitit 

to use something if it presents itself or is offered to you. you might fuxwit a blunt even if it is almost done.

1. That girl got a ghetto booty! I'll fuxwitit.
2. You wanna hit this bong man? I'll fux wit it.

fuxwitit by Randy G and SUNY Geneseo March 30, 2005

FUDdite 

A person or group of persons that spread Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt with regards to electronics, software, or any other product or tool. Sometimes used as a marketing tool by competitors to denigrate a product, and sometimes used as a simple means of starting flame wars and attention-getting.

Me and my friends read somewhere that Pioneer Plasma TVs will make you go sterile, so you should buy Panasonic. Or;
Now that HD DVD is dead, Blu-ray is gonna screw everybody because they have a monopoly.
FUDdites sometimes merely make up rumors for the fun of it.

FUDdite by SpotFocus February 21, 2008