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fuckwitt 

a very stupid person is sometimes known as a "fuckwitt"
oi you ya baw-bag ill fucking take the air right out you you cummy fuckwitt , ill fucking rip u shreding man.
fuckwitt by poofta June 15, 2007

Fuckwitt 

A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'
To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit
Fuckwitt by Nick August 16, 2004

Fuckwitt 

Someone who is aware that Witt exists but says “fuck it!”
Dude: dude! Don’t u think u should get a longer wick for that titanium salute?
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt

-dipshit
Fuckwitt by -dipshit May 3, 2022

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit) 

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

fuckwiththis 

User of internet forum KanyeToThe. Infamous for slinging shit from the shower and stanning Xxxtentacion before his death.
Theres Fuckwiththis lets try to get him banned
fuckwiththis by kttges November 12, 2018

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.
Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!
FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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