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fuckwittable 

the ability to make happen, its good enough, its dope enough, you can make it work
Papilexx said her income isn't great, but overall the file is fuckwittable
fuckwittable by LordToot November 6, 2022

fuckwithable

the percentage one is able to or unable to fuck with a person place or thing
My cat is just SO fuckwithable.

He's not so fuckwithable.
fuckwithable by JustV August 22, 2014

fuckwittage 

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"
Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!
fuckwittage by m December 5, 2004

fuckwittage 

One who screws with people's emotions.
When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.
fuckwittage by Michelle October 2, 2003

Fuckwithable

Those chips are fuckwithable.
Fuckwithable by KingTeddy1991 February 19, 2019

Non-Fuckwithable Tape 

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT
Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.
Non-Fuckwithable Tape by Mr1% June 13, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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