Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"
Girl 1: Oh Dansaid he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!
Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.
Also known as NFT
Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.