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Typically an abused unloved child who when mature physically marries an unloved abused female child, either party do not understand self worth or love and are preyed on bye liers and abusers who carry the abuse as far as they can go. Generally classed as bulls, bullys in todays society.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
I didn’t mean to cuckold my husband, I didn’t even relize that other man was flirting with me infront of the love of my life.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Cuckold mug.Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
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Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..
Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!
Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Tims mug.Uh! ‘Urban’ - the underground of the typical ‘Sub-urban’ or ‘suburban’ residential zone where ‘normal lives’ are SUPPOST TO BE TAKING PLACE and being lived. But we are not normal. us Urbans are the ‘off scour’ because we aren’t normal from conception. We spend most of our lives in front of Judges and avoiding police. Hint ppl, don’t piss off ur neighbours if they are in the mood for making little ppl. normal ppl don’t understand what we are! We are U, we just come with balls, that’s all! And cops know that. They have been ‘made’ to understand. Hence the guns etc. U don’t understand. Anyway, it’s 3am, time for bed little suburbanites! Bad things come out to play at night. Lucky we come out too. Save ur judgemental asses!
1# Have u ever seen that movie ‘The Burbs’ with ‘Tom hanker’
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Urban mug.#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Get the Satan mug.Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.
Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…
Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!
Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Urban mug.Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!
Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
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Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!
Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …
Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
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Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
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by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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