Uh! ‘Urban’ - the underground of the typical ‘Sub-urban’ or ‘suburban’ residential zone where ‘normal lives’ are SUPPOST TO BE TAKING PLACE and being lived. But we are not normal. us Urbans are the ‘off scour’ because we aren’t normal from conception. We spend most of our lives in front of Judges and avoiding police. Hint ppl, don’t piss off ur neighbours if they are in the mood for making little ppl. normal ppl don’t understand what we are! We are U, we just come with balls, that’s all! And cops know that. They have been ‘made’ to understand. Hence the guns etc. U don’t understand. Anyway, it’s 3am, time for bed little suburbanites! Bad things come out to play at night. Lucky we come out too. Save ur judgemental asses!
1# Have u ever seen that movie ‘The Burbs’ with ‘Tom hanker’
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.
#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..
Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Dude: dude! Don’t u think u should get a longer wick for that titanium salute?
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
-dipshit
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 03, 2022
Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.
Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
-dipshit
Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”
-dipshit
by -dipshit May 03, 2022
When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 03, 2022
Typically an abused unloved child who when mature physically marries an unloved abused female child, either party do not understand self worth or love and are preyed on bye liers and abusers who carry the abuse as far as they can go. Generally classed as bulls, bullys in todays society.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
On Occasion a normal healthy couple, who is experimenting with lies, abuse and humiliation. God knows what for, and usually reversing rolls eventually so wife becomes a cuckold (cuckoldress).
But no, generally unloved children who don’t understand. People who lie and try take advantage of this type of abusee a real losers. Sometimes even cucks and cuckoldresses get so abused and make a decision to become a bull or abuser of some type themselves. Often that is the case.
I didn’t mean to cuckold my husband, I didn’t even relize that other man was flirting with me infront of the love of my life.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
…don’t worry, it will pass, cold shower and some quality time and ur relationship will be fine and the bull eyes will catch fire and all that will be left is to Smokey hollows where his eyes used to be.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 03, 2022