Urban

Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.

Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…

Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!

Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 03, 2022

Urban

Uh! ‘Urban’ - the underground of the typical ‘Sub-urban’ or ‘suburban’ residential zone where ‘normal lives’ are SUPPOST TO BE TAKING PLACE and being lived. But we are not normal. us Urbans are the ‘off scour’ because we aren’t normal from conception. We spend most of our lives in front of Judges and avoiding police. Hint ppl, don’t piss off ur neighbours if they are in the mood for making little ppl. normal ppl don’t understand what we are! We are U, we just come with balls, that’s all! And cops know that. They have been ‘made’ to understand. Hence the guns etc. U don’t understand. Anyway, it’s 3am, time for bed little suburbanites! Bad things come out to play at night. Lucky we come out too. Save ur judgemental asses!

1# Have u ever seen that movie ‘The Burbs’ with ‘Tom hanker’
2# They made modern one ‘The Urbs’! With ‘The Rock’ & ‘chopper’ makes a few appearances.
1# wait, did’t chopper die?
2# it’s R+ rated. No wait, unrated! u can’t get it in any country. Outlawed..
1# ffs is nothing sacred.
2# I know right!
1# one day Urban living will change the suburban way of life for ever.
2# it has already begun..

by -dipshit November 20, 2022

Satan

#1 The One who wanted to be God cause God rulz! But ended up his own cuckold. Now he spends every waking minute pretending to be a winner. His time is almost over.

#2 The one who stands out side ur door when ur reading or doingg something ur not supposed to be doing. that.. physically unmovable spiritual wickedness that reminds me of a super angry Bull with rabies that overdosed on steroids and somehow lived, and hopes u don’t pray at that precise moment. The one who has to obey God unwillingly.

#3 Forever shamed, who temporarily clothes him self with the shameless people of our planet earth.
4# that old serpent..

Me# Satan, ur not welcome here!
Satan# u know u can do shit.. and u we’re doing something ur God did not approve of.
Me# Boy, God must be mad at me. Oh Fuck! Ok… ok.. Lord…
(I know I would have fainted if I didn’t already know these things about who’s in charge. U don’t wana meet the devil. Just be thankful when the Lord is trying to get ur attention and it was the only thing that would work, and start there.. cause sometimes it’s not our fault we take kindness for granted). Ignorance in not bliss ok. But necessary.

by -dipshit November 20, 2022

Fuckwitt

Someone who is aware that Witt exists but says “fuck it!”

Dude: dude! Don’t u think u should get a longer wick for that titanium salute?
Dude2: ….Fk it!!!
Later that evening in hospital
Dude: DUDE!!!
Dude2: shutup u Fkn Fuckwitt

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 03, 2022

Jackass

Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.

Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…

Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 03, 2022

Meat axe

Big and dumb, but some how obliterates. Doesn’t understand what fear is.
Urban meat axe ./ big hairy guy who is practically useless outside of a pub brawl or any urban area. Doesn’t understand women. Namely found in prisons. Can be hired for smokes and porn magazine's, bananas and some types of custard cups. Kills prison guards for fun. Has an infinity for the sound of necks breaking. Still looking for me. Usually has a pet of some kind, a small dog or fish. Typically shuns steroids and has skin like leather.

Can bend prison bars if provoked enough. *nifty.. but very slow moving in general.

-dipshit

Spectator: He smashed them all!??…
Mate: who donk? what, during the game?..
Spectator: no after, the whole team!

Dumbshit: should of seen’’em, 7 cops jumped on top of him all male..
Stoner: then what happened?
Dumbcunt: he threw them all off and walked away.
Stoner: meathead!
Dumbcunt: Meat axe, urban meat axe, not meathead FUKHEAD!!!

by -dipshit May 03, 2022

Asshole

Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.

Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.

Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.

Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.

by -dipshit May 03, 2022