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Fuckboish 

1. (noun)
The official language of fuckbois. Can be identified by constant and unnecessary profane, homophobic, sexist, obnoxious, or just plain unpleasant statements.
1.
Fuckboi - Man, that bitch was gay as fuck. She said she wanted to wait 'till marriage to fuck wit me. Dumb hoe. She couldn't get this dick anyway. Dat hoe is probably at home washing dishes like she's supposed to.
Normal Human - I'm sorry, I don't speak Fuckboish
Fuckboish by totallynotvain298 April 6, 2016
A guy who will tell a girl anything to get them to hook up with them. A complete jerk who flirts with multiple girls at a time and makes them all believe they're individually special. They tell a girl they like them and act like they're in love so that they can get something out of it like pictures, hooking up, sex, etc. Someone who should not be trusted and is the reason for a lot of people's trust issues. Dont fuck with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Yoo is Ashley still with James?
Friend 2: Nah didn't you hear? He told her he loved her and then asked another girl out.

Friend 1: What a fuckboi
Fuckboi by Iheardaboutyouuuuu May 31, 2015

fuckboii 

A lieing cheating manipulative man whore that has an ego bigger than his dick he has no heart he's simply heartless and will never be happy because all he does is use people and lead them on into thinking he loves them
That nigga Tyzon is a fuckboii he ain't about shit
fuckboii by Scarlett Moon January 14, 2016

Fuckboii 

A boy who tricks you into thinking he's a sweetheart so you hookup with him. Then turns on you viciously and becomes a grade A asshole.
Michael Detorre is a fuckboii.
Fuckboii by ljcoolgirl April 15, 2015

The Fuccbois 

A Hip-Hop Group Consisting Of Star, Yung Thicc Boi, And Lil Turt
Me: Hey Did You Hear The Fuccbois Mixtape?
Boi: Yeah It's Fire Man
The Fuccbois by Skrt420 March 20, 2019
I thought he wanted to be exclusive but it turns out he was playing me. What a fuckboi.
fuckboi by churnedbutter April 7, 2015

flying fuckfish 

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
flying fuckfish by papermachete November 5, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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