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Fuckboism 

The study or practice of being a completely illegitimate, lying, not truthful and/or unruly person. The ideology of being and becoming a fukboi.
Person 1 - Did you see Chuck man? He's on some other level stuff now a days with his boys and his girl.
Person 2- Yeah, I believe Chuck has been taking up Fuckboism, that's why he's been MIA.
Fuckboism by Mx3M_ September 14, 2016
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A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.
My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.
fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

FuckboyMurphy 

Irish Fuckboy. Contrary to what the term implies, they don't quite know how to fuck and aren't always "boys". Leprechaun-sized dicks, no pot of gold at end of this rainbow. Legends in their own minds, some fuckboys have played in the NFL, and although their stats suck tragically, they continue to use that fact to score side pussy. Fuckboys usually claim to have the "biggest, fattest, hardest cock you'll ever see" and when actual events go down, you are left weeping. Not because they tore up and "destroyed" your vag but because their overgrown clit barely left any impression beyond disappointment. Fuckboys...tend to scream like bitches during orgasm and can't tell when you fake yours. You, being polite and caring, coddle and tell them "they are grrrrreat". Day after, always expect a text asking not how you are but whether you're limping from their overzealous efforts to which you should reply..."Limping? Barely. I'm fucking river dancing at how forgettable and regrettable you are". Fuckboys don't even make good boy toys. But they do like toys...up their ass.
FuckboyMurphy gives true meaning to the Irish Curse...huge feet, huge hands, huge ego...toddler prick. fuckboy fuckboi
FuckboyMurphy by TruthFairy24 October 22, 2015

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
A guy who will tell a girl anything to get them to hook up with them. A complete jerk who flirts with multiple girls at a time and makes them all believe they're individually special. They tell a girl they like them and act like they're in love so that they can get something out of it like pictures, hooking up, sex, etc. Someone who should not be trusted and is the reason for a lot of people's trust issues. Dont fuck with a fuckboi.
Friend 1: Yoo is Ashley still with James?
Friend 2: Nah didn't you hear? He told her he loved her and then asked another girl out.

Friend 1: What a fuckboi
Fuckboi by Iheardaboutyouuuuu May 31, 2015

fuckboii 

A lieing cheating manipulative man whore that has an ego bigger than his dick he has no heart he's simply heartless and will never be happy because all he does is use people and lead them on into thinking he loves them
That nigga Tyzon is a fuckboii he ain't about shit
fuckboii by Scarlett Moon January 14, 2016

Fuckboii 

A boy who tricks you into thinking he's a sweetheart so you hookup with him. Then turns on you viciously and becomes a grade A asshole.
Michael Detorre is a fuckboii.
Fuckboii by ljcoolgirl April 15, 2015
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Larpenomics

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