fucktasmic

A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.

Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!

Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.

by Very Chewy December 27, 2006

Fucktastic

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

by Brade June 30, 2011

Fucktardicle

A theoretical sub-atomic particle that can enter the human brain and causes one to become a fucking retard.

People are driving like morons today, must be a high level of fucktardicles in the air.

by Glitchi February 5, 2010

fucktasizing

to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.

- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.

by totfather December 10, 2012

Fuckastic

To exclaim that you think it was wonderful or fantasic or to swear when you are angry or upset.

"Oh, my, you look so fuckastic! You make me horny wearing a hot dress."

by Myllezz January 18, 2010

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

fecktastic

from the root word meaning fuck and the seconday root meaning fantastic, they combine and make, fecktastic. Which is fucking fantastic.

Holy ballsack, pie if mfin fecktastic.

by Marty Schneider July 19, 2004