Portmanteau of fucktard and turducken. When someone, something or a situation is so amzingly fucked up, usually requiring one action to be done, undone and then done again, that the amazement factor of fuck a duck kicks in. Fucktard(ed), wrapped in a fuck a duck moment.
Michael: I had to de-register my old laptop from campus and re-register it re-activate my account before I could remove my old laptop and add my new one.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)