fuckstunt

A particularly outrageous or spontaneously outlandish event.

(in response to someone throwing up over the windscreen of a card whilst driving it) "holy fuckstunt!", or "man, that was a complete fuckstunt"

by PeanutsUK October 25, 2008

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Fuckstunned

When there is clearly only a single option in a situation and someone asks "What do I do?"

When sitting in the drive through and asked to "pull up to the first window"

a customer asks "where do I go?" (in this situation the customer is Fuckstunned)

by Luvbird October 21, 2010

Fucksquatch

A zoological marvel as made famous by Patton Oswalt in his 2009 comedy album "My Weakness is Strong." Fucksquatch is known to participate in orgies advertised on Craigslist, that is until someone crashes the "party." From then, Fucksquatch will quickly throw on whatever articles of clothing are near him, regardless of ownership (or gender), and then exit the locale of the event, disregarding any thought of his surroundings and even going as far as to slip away into a heavily wooded area, never to be seen again...that is until next Saturday, which everyone knows is fuck night.

My wife and I were touring an open house when we walked in on an orgy. All of a sudden a strange, blurry creature wearing women's clothing took off out of the house into a heavily wooded area. I think it was Fucksquatch, but I can't be certain.

by J. Pink January 27, 2010

fuckslut

i. a slut who gets fucked a lot
ii. A term of endearment
ii. a particularly slutty slut who deserves to be fucked even more just because s/he is a slut

"My darling, you're such a wonderful little fuckslut. I'd like to chain you to my bed and fuck you whenever I want because you're my fuckslut."

"I love being your fuckslut."

by de-anna December 25, 2007

fuckstrated

Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.

If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003