fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021

fuckstitute

The girl you call when the girl you want to fuck is unavailable.

She kept ignoring my dms so I had to call in the fuckstitute.

by Decoherence January 9, 2021

fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

Fuckstigated

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.

Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.

by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

Fuckshitteration

Fuckshitteration

ˌfuk•shit•tərˈāSH(ə)n/
Noun fuckshitteration plural noun fuckshitterations

The condition or process of combining bullshit and fuckery at levels which exceed any previously known metric.

The state of existence within the framework of said combination.

"Greed and indifference have finally been coupled with the abject incompetence and sheer fuckery necessary to create the state of fuckshitteration that vomits up a Betsy DeVos." See fuckshittery

"The fuckshitteration that is the Cheetoic era of American politics is now upon us."

by Ulotrichous Jones February 8, 2017

fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

by Natron! August 12, 2006

fuckshittery

A mixture of bullshit and fuckery that exceeds absurd levels.

They're making another Twilight movie? Who allows this kind of fuckshittery?

by unleashed52 November 10, 2012