Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.

Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

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Fuckshitteration

Fuckshitteration

ˌfuk•shit•tərˈāSH(ə)n/
Noun fuckshitteration plural noun fuckshitterations

The condition or process of combining bullshit and fuckery at levels which exceed any previously known metric.

The state of existence within the framework of said combination.

"Greed and indifference have finally been coupled with the abject incompetence and sheer fuckery necessary to create the state of fuckshitteration that vomits up a Betsy DeVos." See fuckshittery

"The fuckshitteration that is the Cheetoic era of American politics is now upon us."

Fuckshitteration by Ulotrichous Jones February 8, 2017

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fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

fuckstipated by Natron! August 12, 2006

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fuckshittery

A mixture of bullshit and fuckery that exceeds absurd levels.

They're making another Twilight movie? Who allows this kind of fuckshittery?

fuckshittery by unleashed52 November 10, 2012

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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