Fuckstique

French for "Fuck Stick"

1. THe husband told the French maid that she can tickle his fuckstique with her feather duster

2. You fuckstique!

Fuckstique by Raimo March 29, 2004

fucksqueeze 

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau

A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."

fucksqueeze by Dylanphile November 19, 2010

fucktigued 

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

fuckstie 

When your best friend becomes your fuck buddy

We used to be just friends but now were fucksties

fuckstie by Getsome1002 December 31, 2017

Fucksticle 

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

Fucksticle by spabath January 19, 2008

Fuckstickery 

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company

OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!

Fuckstickery by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018

Assorted Fuckstickery 

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.

I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

Assorted Fuckstickery by Melvined March 26, 2010