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Fuckstique

1. THe husband told the French maid that she can tickle his fuckstique with her feather duster

2. You fuckstique!
by Raimo March 29, 2004
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fucksqueeze

(n.) a fucksqueeze is achieved when the word fucking is inserted into another word in order to intensify it; a modern portfuckingmanteau
A: "Wow, these nachos are really good."
B: "Good!? They're unbefuckinglievable!!!"
A: "Hey, nice fucksqueeze."
by Dylanphile November 19, 2010
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fucktigued

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.
My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.
by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010
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fuckstie

When your best friend becomes your fuck buddy
We used to be just friends but now were fucksties
by Getsome1002 December 31, 2017
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Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'
Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.
by spabath January 19, 2008
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Fuckstickery

(verb)
Engaging or partaking in any activity, (non) thinking, dialogue, monologue or general behaviour of a fuckstick, which is typically annoying, tedious, juvenile, uneducated, boorish, arrogant, thoughtless &/or just plain dumb - and mostly occuring embarrassingly in a public forum among mixed company
OK, I've had it up to here with this fuckstickery from you two kids! Get in your pyjamas, it's bedtime!!
by StinkyBabyTurtlegator October 27, 2018
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Assorted Fuckstickery

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.
I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.
by Melvined March 26, 2010
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