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fucksalts 

The word fucksalts is both a noun and an adjective. It is in the condition of when extreme anger of self is expressed (i.e. when your boss is pissed as shit at you). Fucksalts can be used to isult them, or to just express ones anger. It can also be used as a non plural noun/adjectivve, or as to call someone a name (i.e fucksalter) Finally, any insulting word (i.e.face) can be combined with fucksalt, as in fucksaltface
1: Boss: Hey Steve... the bussiness finacials are due at the meeting, which is in 5 minutes.
Steve: (after she leaves) FUCKSALTS
2: Person A: DudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDudeDude!
Person b: Shut up you damn fucksalter
fucksalts by LOLZDUDEZORZ May 13, 2009
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Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.
I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.
fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020

holy fuckballs 

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.
holy fuckballs by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013
A highly active and extremely negative place, full of many components all wanting to cause you harm.
Oh man, don't go to work today, the bosses are making it a real fucksalad.
Fucksalad by mark twangerang January 20, 2011

fucksclusive

Someone you are fucking exclusively. Since condoms are lame and so are STD's, if you can find someone who is okay with fucking exclusively you can avoid both! Not friends with benefits as that isn't exclusive. Also not dating as you aren't looking to be in a relationship.
I don't want herpes or AIDS and don't want to wear a condom so let's be fucksclusive!
fucksclusive by Taupe1919 July 11, 2011