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Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence
Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.
Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.
Sir Fucksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
noun, a sexual object

It means that someone is used for someone else's pleasure.
Bernie drove to the rendezvous, ready to join his collection of fuckslaves.
fuckslave by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fuckcapade

fuckcapade™
A person who normally does not fuck a lot, but decides to go on a fucking spree...Fucking a lot of people in a short amount of time. (Normally carried out by women)
Example: She used to be a good girl but she's currently on a fuckcapade with several different guys.
fuckcapade by TheLongHairedBat December 23, 2010
(n.)One who you dislike enough to maliciously slap while engaging in intercourse, yet like enough to engage in intercourse with.

(v.) The act of slapping someone who your are engaged in intercourse with, for doijng something incredibly stupid in bed.
You're having sex...*insert various sounds of intercourse hear...he/she does something like biting, or inserting anything into somewhere it shouldn't be, and you slap the shit out of them, only to continue intercourse, then leave and never talk to them, that person, is a fuckslap(n.), what you did to them, is fuckslap(v.) them.
Fuckslap by Bennyfizzle August 30, 2005

fuckslam 

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.
What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.
fuckslam by Vlad the Impaler October 18, 2006
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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