Fuckpence

When something is of little value or requires a small amount of money to buy.

Coined from boys' conversations at work and in the pub, this word is only used for extreme circumstances of cheapness or worth.

Example 1
Bloke 1 - How much did that set you back?
Bloke 2 - Oh, it was fuckpence.
Example 2
Bloke 1 - I'm so upset, I broke up with my girlfriend last night.
Bloke 2 - Man up, mate! she wasn't worth fuckpence!

by Zayushki October 2, 2013

Fuckleneck

Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.

That fuckleneck got arrested again.

Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?

That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.

by Craci July 26, 2017

Fuckmance

1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.

They're too busy enjoying their fuckmance to remember anyone else exists.

by lynlyn April 20, 2010

Fuckfence

One of those fences you have sex with a hooker through.

Candlesniffing fuckfence, go climb a wall of dicks

by ButzLol January 26, 2011

fuckpanzee

a fuckpanzee is somebody with the intelligence of a retarded monkey, who also acts like a douche bag at times. This is when you call them a fuckpanzee.

For fucks sake alex, stop being such a fuckpanzee!

by jbridge September 13, 2005

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

fuckmented

A combination of Fucking Demented

Fuck+Demented= Fuckmented

You are fuckmented

by Katy on steroids July 16, 2015