fucknear 

a close call
a wake up call

As we were driving we fucknear hit a deer!

That kid fucknear drowned!

Oh My!I thought I was fucknear going to die!

fucknear by charpink July 25, 2007

Fucknerd 

An extreme and annoying nerd.

"I CAN NOT sit at a table with that fucknerd Josh and listen to him babble about action figures and emo music."

Fucknerd by Willhigh April 28, 2008

fuckbear 

A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.

John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"

fuckbear by cameloxen December 14, 2020

fucknart 

when someone fucks up badly

Oh come on Johnny how did you fucking fuck that up so fucking hard you fucking fucknart

fucknart by Fucking Fucked Cock Sucker February 11, 2018

FuckNerd 

Ur a fucknerd for being a fucknerd

Dude ,ur such a fucknerd my G

FuckNerd by Lord Fucknerd April 26, 2019

Fucknard

1. An insult containing the word "fuck" inspired by the 80's band The Communards.

2. An alternative name for Oxnard, California.

The Communards are fucknards.

I live in Fucknard, California.

Fucknard by _Steve January 7, 2010

Fucknard

Tyler cranochan is a dink loving whore monger ass raping monkey fucker.

devon is also a fucknard... TO THE EXTREME

Fucknard by Fuck YOU January 10, 2004