3 definitions by cameloxen
God in man's body. They say the power of a Zsolt is in the hair, specifically the fringe. His magnetism is undeniable, he pivots men by the penis (involuntarily) as he struts past. We all need a Zsolt in our life. Some say he was forged in the ground of Romanian Mountains. Regardless of his origin, his sexiness is felt the world over, though often misidentified.
by cameloxen April 8, 2019
A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.
John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
by cameloxen December 14, 2020
Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.
by cameloxen December 14, 2020