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1. An insult containing the word "fuck" inspired by the 80's band The Communards.

2. An alternative name for Oxnard, California.
The Communards are fucknards.

I live in Fucknard, California.
Fucknard by _Steve January 7, 2010
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Tyler cranochan is a dink loving whore monger ass raping monkey fucker.
devon is also a fucknard... TO THE EXTREME
Fucknard by Fuck YOU January 10, 2004
A blustering, masturbatory narcissist who's too dimwitted to accomplish anything except to occasionally pleasure himself.
That fucknard stole my car and abandoned it on the cliffs when it ran out of gas.

Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.

Shut up, you fucknard.
Fucknard by vibonacci March 29, 2019
Mark is a total fucknard
fucknard by Shane December 28, 2003
One who is a fucktard and then castrated himself due to butterscotch shitbrains and the copulates with his nards
Jonathan is a fucknard, he fucked his nards.
Fucknard by John smitg December 27, 2018

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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