fuckbear
A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.
John: "can you please come have a chat?"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
Bill: "Did I do something wrong?"
John "what makes you say that?"
Bill: "I feel like you're going to go Fuckbear any second"
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