fuckbear
A cute person, but one who confoundingly straddles the line of threat and doting. At first glance, docility is the MO of this creature. This is only a diversion tactic. Once a fuckbear is identified, a one needs to find the solution to pacification. Cigarettes and whisky have been highlighted as good choices. Not to be mistaken with a wolf in sheep's clothing - who is always threatening. The fear here is that it could go either way.