Willhigh's definitions
A comical homage to the famed anthropologist of the same name,this phrase describes a man with a venereal disease causing his penis (dick aka Richard) to drip (leak) pus.
"Yo dawg....I wouldn't mess with Karen. She was seen a few times with Mike, and, Mike was seen at the free clinic, so he's most likely Richard Leakey. You don't think a 30 year-old goes to the free clinic for the sex ed class, do you? "
by WillHigh April 25, 2008
Get the Richard Leakeymug. "WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"
by WillHigh April 25, 2008
Get the Bungee Breastsmug. When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
Get the Monkey Punchmug. A term popularized on the AOL Rap messageboards around 1999. It expounds more specifically on one of the functions of a "Captain Save-A-Hoe."
Basically, General Jumpinforabitch games/schemes on pussy in the manner of a highly specialized Captain-Save-a-Hoe. He's the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:
"Hey! HEY!
Whatchoo doing, man?
That's a LADY you're talking to, right there!
Show some RESPECT!"
Generally, Generals end up getting shot.
Basically, General Jumpinforabitch games/schemes on pussy in the manner of a highly specialized Captain-Save-a-Hoe. He's the guy who will relish the opportunity jump between a man and a woman fighting (verbally or otherwise) in order to curry favor with the woman:
"Hey! HEY!
Whatchoo doing, man?
That's a LADY you're talking to, right there!
Show some RESPECT!"
Generally, Generals end up getting shot.
"I'm arguing with my shorty over some money type shit, and it gets a a little heated.....All of a sudden General Jumpinforabitch pops up out of nowhere like: "Is everything all right here, Miss?" I broke my foot off in his ass and told him to tell his story walkin'....
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
Get the General Jumpinforabitchmug. Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.
A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."
by WillHigh April 17, 2008
Get the Keister Bunnymug. This phrase is a parody of the popular 1980's Pop song "Eye of the Tiger" by the group Survivor.
The phrase refers to the real or perceived propensity of a whigger toward violence and/or how his facial expression(s)/mannerism convey this suspicion/reality.
The phrase refers to the real or perceived propensity of a whigger toward violence and/or how his facial expression(s)/mannerism convey this suspicion/reality.
by WillHigh April 27, 2008
Get the Eye of the Whiggermug. An extreme and annoying nerd.
"I CAN NOT sit at a table with that fucknerd Josh and listen to him babble about action figures and emo music."
by Willhigh April 28, 2008
Get the Fucknerdmug.