fuckmelon

A Person who is extremely stupid, and looks like a beaver.

God that kid Taylor is such a fuckmelon

by Kyle Helem June 24, 2006

Fuckalong Cassidy

The twin brother of the fictional cowboy hero, Hopalong Cassidy, created in the 1930s, who was also famous for his good deeds and who became the first X-rated porn cowboy and was therefore the black sheep of their fictional family.

Fuckalong Cassidy also had a wooden leg like his brother but it did not preclude him from extended and impressive sexual performances with the barely clad damsels in distress he was fond of rescuing.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

fuckeroni

An Italian-American fuckhead. A word made up of fucker and macaroni (a bastardised Italian pasta).

Frank Bonura is a fat fuckeroni.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004

fuckeling

A mixture of cuddling and fucking.
Also: fuckle, fuckled

My girlfriend and I were fuckeling last night.

by zoso6767 April 1, 2009

fuckmong

idiot, witless. normally the person in question is drunk/stoned

look at the mess youve made of your pants-you fuckmong!

by paul May 13, 2004

fuckmeboots

Womens boots, typically leather, which reach up to just below the knees.

Dude, check out the fuckmeboots on her! I'm gonna bring her home and let her ride all night!

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

fuckmonster

A phrase almost exclusively used by men talking about women.
A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

James was overjoyed with his new girlfriend, but soon found-out that she was a fuckmonster.

by Andy WRX August 21, 2008