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fucken noob 

A noob that is sooooo fucken anoying.
I was playing Halo 3 last night on live an a fucken noob asked me if I wanted to hump his dead body.
fucken noob by Nighthawk07 November 28, 2007

Dumb fucking noob 

See dumbass and noob

Used as an adjective
OMGWTFBBQ are you doing you dumb fucking noob!?!!1!
Dumb fucking noob by Migashi August 26, 2008

fucking noob 

Tracy 296-Fear Warrior-

Fucking noobs
Fear warrior is fucking his dad!

... fucking noob
fucking noob by Bass~BlueIce February 18, 2005

Fucking M16 noob 

what i yell at the top of my lungs when i get killed by in M16 in Call of Duty 4, 6 ,and 7, or a person who plays Call of Duty 4, 6 ,or 7, who uses the M16 to piss you and your teammates off to get points. When the FUCKING M16 NOOB is killed, it is common for it to have the martyrdom perk, or deathstreak. to kill the FUCKING M16 NOOB, try using a noob tube, other known as a pro pipe, or grenade launcher.
*gets shot by M16*

me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!

*i kill M16 noob*

M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.

me: FUCK YOU!
Fucking M16 noob by COD player1234567 November 25, 2010

people who say noob are fucking morons 

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

Noobi Fucki 

Someone that is very bad at the game
Noobi Fucki by tiltie fuckie December 29, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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