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fuckheadness

When someone displays characteristics of being a fuckhead we can refer to them as having a level of fuckheadness. Similar to fuckheadedness, this is usually someone who's head is fucked, deranged or may have a numbingly low IQ (see also: dumb shit).

Background Information: My experience with the manager of a gym I enquired about joining who wouldn't let me inside to check out the equipment and space until I registered my personal details and agreed to their T's&C's first. This was in fact an agreement to become a member at the gym. (Would any normal person join a gym without seeing inside first?) He also had no idea about what was in this policy. When I tried to uncover the reasoning of such a stupid policy, he increasingly argued his defence with me about it, talking over the top of me on a tangent which was not addressing my main concern. He also suggested that because I wasn't cooperative with the policy that I was the one who may not be an 'appropriate fit' to be a member there. He handled the situation with high levels of fuckheadness and should be communicated to at the same level as his intellect.
He displayed a high level of fuckheadness.

You were really showing your fuckheadness tonight when you did those fucking stupid things, you dumb shit.
fuckheadness by Marufa February 8, 2018
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fuckerdness 

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles
I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!
fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

fuckheadedness 

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.
This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.
fuckheadedness by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

State of Fuckedness 

"Hey man, I'm going to New Jersey."

"Shit, man, don't you know that New Jersey is the State of Fuckedness?"

fuckedness 

being fucked or screwed, particularly a state of being or way of life
"I'm in a constant state of fuckedness." "Neil's fuckedness is incredible; as soon as he finishes one paper he has two more."
fuckedness by T. Neil Sroka November 17, 2003

Fuckedness 

When you cant describe how overly fucked something is
Person: I jack off to 177013

Person 2: Do you realize the fuckedness of what you just said?
Fuckedness by mad_lad_the_rad February 19, 2022
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