fuckhand

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1. (noun) the assistance an individual requires when in a dire situation.
2. (verb) the act of lending a hand to someone who is in a situation in which they are fucked.

1. In the movie Titanic, Rose and Jack were in need of a serious fuckhand.
2. I found a lost kid yesterday so I fuckhanded him.

fuckhand by Slob Kabob December 30, 2019

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Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

Fuckland with an A by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

Related Words

fuck handle • Fuck hands • fuckland • Fuckander • fuckandshit • fuckandump • Fuckland, USA • Fucklander • Fuckland with an A • what the fuck hand

Fuckland, USA

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.

Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

Fuckland, USA by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

fuckhandles by alexxander September 5, 2008

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

Fucklander by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

fuckandshit

A combination of the words "fuck" and "shit". Usually used to express deep anger when one is pissed off to the max. Can also be used to describe an object as great, like one would say something is "the shit".

"Brad, I was driving your sister home, but we were in a terrible crash, and... I'm so sorry..."
"FUCKANDSHIT!"

"Hey, remember those Harvest Moon games we used to play?"
"Yeah man, those games were the fuckandshit."

fuckandshit by Zeig January 3, 2009

fuckandump

To use a worthless bitch for getting your nut off. Modus operundi via making the skank think she matters to you, then getting in her pants under the presumptive lie that you care for her as a person.

That bitch is a whore, now Im gonna fuckandump her for another worthless cunt.

fuckandump by sweetghy November 8, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026