fuckhand

1. (noun) the assistance an individual requires when in a dire situation.
2. (verb) the act of lending a hand to someone who is in a situation in which they are fucked.

1. In the movie Titanic, Rose and Jack were in need of a serious fuckhand.
2. I found a lost kid yesterday so I fuckhanded him.

by Slob Kabob December 30, 2019

Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.

"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007

Fuckland, USA

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.

Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

fuckhandles

Alternative name for pigtails

Ooh, I'd grab those fuckhandles and ride her all night.

by alexxander September 5, 2008

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017

fuckandshit

A combination of the words "fuck" and "shit". Usually used to express deep anger when one is pissed off to the max. Can also be used to describe an object as great, like one would say something is "the shit".

"Brad, I was driving your sister home, but we were in a terrible crash, and... I'm so sorry..."
"FUCKANDSHIT!"

"Hey, remember those Harvest Moon games we used to play?"
"Yeah man, those games were the fuckandshit."

by Zeig January 3, 2009

fuckandump

To use a worthless bitch for getting your nut off. Modus operundi via making the skank think she matters to you, then getting in her pants under the presumptive lie that you care for her as a person.

That bitch is a whore, now Im gonna fuckandump her for another worthless cunt.

by sweetghy November 8, 2009