fuckfist

an insult that's pretty self explainitory

Shut the fuck up fuckfist!

by rainypunk June 26, 2004

FuckFestP

FuckFestP Aka Dodge Peck aka LTNAP aka Balenciaga P is referred to as FuckFeckP when in a text thread by his lack of conversational participation in a contributional manner. He usually chimes in on a conversation with a quick and sometimes out of context "Lol". He also has a reputation for asking about sports betting action for none other than trolling purposes.

He is referred to as FuckFestP because of his sex and action addiction. When acting his part under one of his other nicknames, he's a great guy but FuckFestP is just a classic douchebag that you should stay away from.

Oh no! Here comes FuckFeckP

That FuckFestP is a real asshole!

by Jake Pounder February 8, 2019

fuckfest

When two or more people get together and experience every sexual position known in a single night

Craig : So how did it go last night did you get laid?
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

vehicular fuckfest

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.

Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!

by megadookie May 13, 2010

fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people

My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

gypsy fuckfest

When a party, gathering or rave becomes completely out of hand due to the pure horniness from the people attending. Where you find the "party" is no longer a party and borderlines orgy. People are drunk as hell, on the floor making out. Girls flopping tits out like it's nobody's business. Alcohol, sweat, saliva, sperm, pussy juice drips from the ceiling and there is no escape.

Example A: "Man what do think of this party?!"

"It's a gypsy fuckfest man!"

Example B: "Are you going to the party this Saturday?"

"Man... Have you seen the list of people going?! It's gonna be a gypsy fuckfest..."

by Hoooo-dini April 30, 2016