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a person who has no redeeming values or qualities, who simply exists, and with their existence does nothing but complain and take from the world. they provide nothing in the way of stimulating conversation, great personality, etc. they simply take up space and own a body.
"Gee, he's such a useless fuckstain."
fuckstain by caiaphas December 14, 2006
1:The unintentional remnants, Dried or moist, of Seminal and/or Vaginal fluid typically found on any surface where intercorse has been performed.
2:A person or persons who are a waste.
1:I screwed my Girlfriends brains out last night and now My sheets have fuckstain's all over them

2: That guy is a total Fuckstain.
Fuckstain by Anonymous November 20, 2002

Fuckianity 

A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.
John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.

Fuckistan 

Another name for Pakistan, because it rhymes. Also sometimes spelt as Fuckistaan. Situated close to Afghanistan.
Most of the terrorists are brewed in Fuckistan.
Fuckistan by custancoco March 19, 2010

Fuckstank 

The maloderous cloud of sweat, theramones and other bodily fluids that remains in a room following sex.
I walked back into the room after the orgy, and was immediately hit in the face by fuckstank.
Fuckstank by Blues Boy October 30, 2009
Any person who is reprehensible, considered to be subhuman trash.
All cops are fuckstains.
fuckstain by cop hater July 17, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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