65 definitions by papermachete

ex

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory.

(n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend.

(n.) A former anything.

*see picture of naked grandma* EX!!

Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change.
Mike: EX!!

Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.

by papermachete October 28, 2005

face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.

Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.

by papermachete November 3, 2005

tongue

an instrument used to produce infinite pleasure

my tongue tasted the sweetness of the chocolate, causing me to orgasm.

her tongue roamed all over my body, causing me to orgasm.

by papermachete October 27, 2005

the truth

1. Something no one can handle.

2. Something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. Something that can be really fucked up.

Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!

The truth is rarely pure and never simple. --Oscar Wilde

Truth is stranger than fiction

by papermachete October 25, 2005

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete October 29, 2005

stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.

Please stop talking, my friend.

by papermachete November 2, 2005

supa fine

(adj.) describing something crazy fine, bodacious, gnarly, or the shit

Laura is so supa fine. What a mondo babe.

by papermachete October 29, 2005