gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.
Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.
by papermachete November 05, 2005
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Flesh and Blood

From Shakespeare's Hamlet this term means 'one's family'. Your brother, sister, mom or dad would be your own flash and blood.
If you dare touch my flesh and blood, I will bring my hammer down on you like Thor gone berserk.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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scrumdiddlyumptious

a word originally coined by Roald Dahl, a kickass author of books that ruled my childhood

means really delicious or really marvelous
mmmmm...those children tasted scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that beer was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...your mom was scrumdiddlyumptious
mmmmm...that sex was scrumdiddlyumptious
you get the picture
by PaperMachete November 02, 2005
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tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.
Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.
by papermachete November 11, 2005
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guess what

a good way to get someone to fall into the trap of you making the nonsensical rhyme using the bizarre phrase "chicken butt." good way to get people mad or annoyed, but if they have good humor, amused.
child: guess what.
silly rabbit: what?
child: chicken butt!
silly rabbit: asshole, first you take away my cereal and yogurt, now you make up silly ass rhymes to make me look bad. i'm getting my sawed-off shotgun from my drawer. then let's see who's silly now.

me: guess what.
shazza: what?
me: chicken butt!
shazza: haha, fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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never mind

1. A phrase that can implicitly mean, "sorry, I'm a dumbfuck," "forget that," or "forget I said that because it's idiotic and incriminating." Often used when the person spoken to has no fuckin' clue what the hell you're talking about.

Idiom: 2. "Don't bother" or "don't trouble yourself, it doesn't matter" or "It's no big deal." 3. "Not to mention, or certainly not." 4. "It's none of your beeswax, don't concern yourself with that."
1. Me: You're so nadia, Nadia. You make my heart race and my head crazy.
Nadia: What!?
Me: Never mind.

2. I was trying to get some help with my cuckoo brain, but never mind, I'll figure it out on my own.

3. I can't talk the talk, never mind walk the walk.

4. Never you mind where I'm going to take a piss.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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sigh

(v.) To exhale depressedly.
(n.) The sound of above. 2. The sound of people having sex.
Their sighs gradually crescendoed until she was screaming as she rode up and down his cock harder and harder.

*Sigh* I'm broke.

He sighed as the leaves fell on his head.
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