gnarwhal

Alternate spelling of narwhal meant to stress the gnarliness of the narwhal.
Narwhals are so gnarly that they should be named gnarwhals.
by papermachete November 05, 2005
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cough

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat.

(v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.
*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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hellyo

a combination of hello and yo

hellyo is used only to address people in frustration or anger
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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carnalval

(n.) A carnival of sex-craziness and horny fiends. A freakshow of carnal delight. A good way to spend a Saturday night. Something that can only occurs in wet dreams.
I went to carnalval and had so much sex with so many bodacious babes. It was a blast.
by papermachete November 07, 2005
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gnarlicious

(adj.) Used to describe something that is both gnarly an delicious at the same time. Something that's so special and brings so much bliss to life that it can only be encapsulated by this unusual word.
Nadia is so gnarlicious; I miss her immensely (though I'm sure she doesn't feel the same).

Sushi is so gnarlicious I could eat it every waking second of my life.
by papermachete November 11, 2005
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face the music

Dates back to 1850, but the exact origin is unknown. One theory is that it comes from the theater world, where musicians were in a pit in front of the stage, so "to face the music" was to turn towards the audience. Another theory says it comes from a Civil War military ceremony where an officer that is about to be cashiered is literally drummed out.
Come out and face the music. I know what you've been doing to my socks.
by papermachete December 28, 2005
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What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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