computer

1. An electronic, metal box ruled by cruel, mighty deities who fuck themselves up with computer bugs to piss you off.

2. A good device to throw out the window when you're pissed off, usually at the computer itself.

3. A good device to upload to upload a virus onto to make yourself feel like a gangsta like in Office Space.

3. A device that can only be fixed by witchdoctors and magicians and Nick Burns The Computer Guy.
Damn this computer to hell; that's where the omnipotent asshole gods living inside of it belong.

Bob threw his computer out his window with an aggravated grunt and watched it fall on an innocent bystander's head.

Grendelina came to fix my computer the other day. The other bastards who tried to help were complete computer quacks.

Nick Burns told me, "MOVE" when I showed him what was wrong with my computer.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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bunk

(n.) The origin of this word could possibly be from bunkum, which means rubbish or hogwash.

(n.) A bed that has two mattress levels.
What a bunch of bunk! I do not sleep with my teddy bear...all the time.

Mike: That bunk looks mighty fine! I get to be on the top!
Nadia: Sicko.
by PaperMachete October 31, 2005
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okeydoke

Another way of saying okay, affirmative, roger that, or sure, sure thing, or alright

Related form is okey dokey
Naomi: When you go to the grocery store, could you get some Nutella?
Dawayne: Okeydoke.
by papermachete February 22, 2006
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urbandictionary.com

a good way to avoid getting shizzle done and still get a fularious education
by PaperMachete October 25, 2005
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wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine
that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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stop talking

self-explanatory phrase used to say in polite terms something that could be said in a lot ruder fashion.
by papermachete November 02, 2005
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boring ass

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.
by PaperMachete October 26, 2005
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