"How did Alex get all those scratches on his face?"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"
"He tried to give his cat a bath."
"Really? What a fuckduddle!"
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Get the fuckdoodle mug.Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
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Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
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Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.
(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.
(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)
Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"
Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"
Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"
Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"
Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"
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