A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

fuckulele by gregben June 25, 2021

fuckpuddle

Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.

Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.

We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)

fuckpuddle by Siodhachan July 26, 2011

Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.

Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::

Fuckrudders by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026